Say what?

Abby and I have been cuddling on the couch. I had purchased her some really soft little cotton dresses at Target last week and she was so snuggly.

She said, "I love this new dress, Mama. It's so soft. I want to wear it to bed."

"Oh, that's nice," I murmured.

"Except it has poop on it," she replied.

I don't think I've ever ejected someone from my lap so fast.